The ultimate Kate Upton dancing GIF

April 15th, 2012

This post is my first in a while because I have been busy off finding the best porn (as usual) for you guys and trying to make sense of which sites are the best and have the hottest girls nowadays, it’s a lot of hard work for a guy like me so I want you guys to sometimes give me a break that things can get a little hectic around here, so instead of a perfect porn girl who you will all love and be fans of, I decided that a little more mainstream couldn’t hurt today and the girl involved is simply fucking perfect, she’s something like 19 or 20 and has those tits you could play with for hours and everything else about her is just as good, yeah it’s that sports illustrated girl Kate Upton and yeah she is dancing her fucking ass off in bikinis… and yeah it’s animated GIF so you guys better fucking love it

Kate Upton Dancing GIF

Now if that isn’t a perfect update, I just don’t know what is. I’ll be back soon with more of this calibre stuff so you guys all better be ready for the fun!

Natalia Kalashnikov

March 1st, 2012

Well pinch, punch the first of the month… March 2012 is here and I guess that means I took a bit too long to come back to you guys after a pretty hectic pornstar start to the year with lots of different girls who are well known throughout the adult video industry. I decided that now we are well into spring and the weather will be heating up again, it’s time to give you guys a little taste of what you might not have seen recently… those amateur up and coming models who aren’t already famous for appearing thousands or hundreds of scenes where they get their ass pounded into oblivion… instead they are still in the stages of their career where they are posing and looking fantastic for the camera with just beautiful young bodies. Today’s target for that kind of market just happens to be the beautiful English/Russian model Natalia Kalashnikov and here’s a picture of her just to add to the mystique

Natalia Kalashnikov

You know one of the main things that I really admire about this girl that a lot of other young models don’t have? I think she has natural beauty and she is in no way ashamed of her body.. she likes the way she looks and in complete contrasts to the girls out there in LA or Porn Valley you won’t see a girl like this heading down to her local plastic surgeon to get some double F balloons put in her tits so she looks like an alien while getting fucked. Even better than that is she has a nice teen model body which I like, and she’s not trying to hide the lack of breasts that she has… if you don”t believe me that some girls do that kind of thing just have a look at this GIF

Padded Bra GIF

Yeah, that’s what happens when you get people shy of showing off their chests. Anyway I’m off to find more material for you guys to look through in the month of march, but for now enjoy Natalia… one of the most beautiful girls I’ve seen in a while.

A topless beauty spinning 360 degrees

February 24th, 2012

Well… if that title doesn’t completely show you guys what I am bringing today, then I’ll be damned. As soon as I get a name for this girl I will let you know as I can’t really recognise her despite the quite obvious back tattoos and that fucking smoking hot body of hers.. either way I have to say I am just enjoying this animated gif too much to even worry about any of the problems in life at the minute and I know you guys will like it so fucking much as well that I’m just going to leave it here in the middle of the post and then maybe come back and speak some more in a little while when you have gotten over it..

360 Degrees Topless

You saw that right, and every time you want to think about it from now on you know the permanent place to come back and see it. God damn this chick is fucking smoking. I’ll be back tomorrow with more, hopefully containing girls up to the standard of this because that is just damn ridiculous.

What happens when you fuck a girl TOO well

February 23rd, 2012

If you’ve ever seen the between two ferns sketch where he talks about doing something too well…. this is for you. When your getting fucked in a doggystyle position and your a dirty little slut, it’s always fucking amazing for us viewers of porn to tell that it’s 100% genuine that you are cumming your fucking brains out because your leg muscles STOP FUCKING WORKING. That’s what happens to this girl right here today, and it looks fantastic even when I put it into a gif for you guys. If you are wondering who it is by the way, this little slut is well known to all of us in the porn industry as Gen Padova

Gen Padova Leg Spasm Orgasm

I know you guys like that gif, and if you come back tomorrow I might just tell you a little story of another girl getting fucked in a number of videos for you to watch…. I like to keep things real like that. Actually just before I go I will be a kind soul and tell all of you guys who are going to be out there tonight searching for the source of this video that it comes from ‘Trash Talking Teens’ which has a lot of hot girls like this getting fucked… good luck hunting for it out there on VOD sites, tubes or DVD shops.. wherever you get your porn is good with me, as long as you listen to the great recommendation of the frogsporn.

Carlie at X-Art

February 10th, 2012

I’m not even advertising to you guys today, I haven’t come to lecture the point or tell you guys about an amazing new site. You’ve all been on the internet far too long to listen to me on issues like that, you’ve seen what sites like FTV Girls has to offer the world and Met-Art and the like, and today I am bringing you some content from the amazing X-Art.com which is quickly catching up with the content quality of Met-Art and Hegre, I love it and you guys will love this blonde slut too. Her name is Carlie and when she is not looking absolutely amazing in her poses, she likes to give blowjobs that will rock your world

Carlie X-Art

There she is when everything is still, looking amazing, now lets have a better look at what she likes to get up to

Carlie X-Art Blowjob

now remember guys, go and check out X-art.com for the full scene of this girl taking a nice load of cum into her mouth
Carlie X-Art Blowjob

mmm, this girl is fucking perfect
Carlie X-Art Blowjob

Why girls should always do their squats

February 6th, 2012

I look at a lot of fucking asses in my day job. In fact I pretty much spend all day looking at chicks getting fucked or showing off their pussies, so I know a good body when I see one. I know tomorrow when you guys wake up you will probably sit on a train to work and there will be a fucking beautiful girl on the train with you, probably wearing a pencil skirt or some nice black suit trousers just perfectly fitted to a peachy ass… everyone looks at them, don’t be shy about it, hell that’s the reason those fucking slutty girls dress like that, you should just look at it and enjoy the view, there’s no reason to be afraid. That brings me to today’s moral of the story… if you have a girlfriend, make her do squats… or kegels… or any kind of exercise that tones her ass. You all remember that wii balance board video right? Here is the one graphic of why you should make any girl you are fucking do squats, as regularly as possible.

Why girls should do Squats

You see that? I know which one you guys would rather be waking up and getting your hands around. I feel the exact fucking same way, I can’t stand girls with saggy ass cheeks so I had to make that graphic… go and take it to your wives or girlfriends and make them feel bad, you’ll be the good guy in the end because you will have saved them from years of unattractiveness. And that’s the fucking truth because the frogsporn told you so. If you are a girl and reading this and your unsure of what you can do to get your ass in shape, I have a handy animated gif that might show you the way ;)

Girl Masturbating GIF
now that’s a nice way to end an update for today for you guys isn’t it? I’ll see you soon with more hot chicks!

Taryn Thomas Returns!

February 2nd, 2012

After many long hiatus stints out of the industry (which if you listen to what wikipedia tells you, some of which were caused by her getting fucked too hard up the ass! now that’s something to run home and tell your parents!… mom, dad I have come back from porn valley and I’m not going to be appearing in any more movies, at least for a little while…. oh hunny, why have you made that decision, have you finally found god? no mum, i got fucked too hard in the ass by shane diesel and my rectum split open!… NICE!). Taryn Thomas knows how to keep it classy and she’s obviously healed up a bit because she’s back and shooting videos once more, which is awesome news!

Taryn Thomas Anal GIF

You can probably see from that gif why I am so happy to have this little slut back in the industry, in fact I’m fairly sure it was her and a few others who managed to usurp Belladonna as being regarded as the dirtiest girls in porn. You see Bella was big back in the day with her gap tooth and her ability to suck a black mans cock pretty much all the way down into her stomach, but when the HD web videos came along and Miss Donna was too busy getting married on whining on about her boyfriend getting herpes from her, girls like Taryn were taking over the mantle and absolutely destroying boundaries with their fantastic work on websites for the Bangbros and Brazzers and people like that, so I am honouring her today with a post dedicated to her skills.

Taryn Thomas

I think she’s back on twitter if you go and have a google around for her, and I’m pretty sure if you are in the arizona area in march she’ll be at a few porn conventions out there, so take your chance and go meet her… hell if she’s in the mood you might get to fuck her! but if that fails, you know you can come back here and I’ll provide you guys the links to the good porn of her!

Tori Black Arrested – Animated Gif Tribute!

January 24th, 2012

In honour of one of my favourite dirty cum sluts Tori Black arrested at the AVN expo in Las Vegas last night, let’s give her a nice treat by showing her some of our favourite gifs of her tight little pussy getting fucked from all of the scenes she appeared in the over the years before disappearing so tragically, only to show up on sites such as TMZ. I’m just fucking with you if your reading this Tori, we fucking love you and hope everything gets better soon, so you can start sucking cock on camera again!!

Tori Black DP
Well. if you’re going to be filming double penetration scenes like this one again, I don’t mind you waiting a little while to come back, it looks like you took such a hard pounding that you will need time to recover. When you mix that with your probation it might take a little while ;)

Tori Black Threesome
I love that you used to appear with other girls too, this is much better than the sound of whatever went down in vegas last night with your fiance. who cares about though! the exposure on the gossip websites will only make your return even greater. if you can’t tell by now I’m just messing with you, but this post serves as a good tribute to Tori Black and all of her amazing scenes.

Tori Black Pussy to Mouth
you know that is going to taste damn good when it goes from pussy to mouth instantly

Tori Black Face during Sex
this girl had one of the dirtiest sex faces you’ve ever seen

Office Girls

January 23rd, 2012

It’s a new week and I know a lot of you guys who are reading this right now won’t exactly be happy because it’s Monday and everyone is sitting in their offices. Is that happening to you? Getting all depressed because your looking at that hot ass girl across the office and wondering what she gets up to each weekend in the nightclubs grinding up on guys. Yeah, we’ve all been there and done that and we’ve all fantasised about fucking the shit out of these girls when they come by your office. Well you guys are in for a treat today, because Julia Bond and her pornstar friends have come to the rescue. Before we start talking to much, I’ll treaty you guys to a nice little clip

Kinzie Kenner getting spanked
Yeah that’s Kinzie Kenner getting spanked for all of you guys who have been searching for it for years.

Glasses girl gives Handjob
these dirty little office sluts in their glasses are my absolute favourite

it’s a prime example of how these pornstars love their office sex and seeing as that is now 2 julia bond links in one gallery, i’ll give you a few clips of her too to wet your appetite to see what she gets up to when she’s not trying to convince her manager to give her a promotion by sticking his fucking cock in her mouth and swallowing all the cum he gives her.

Julia Bond POV Sex
hell this image fits the mould, she’s dressed up as a police woman and you get to watch that big ass wobble as she takes the pole. i’ll be back with more tomorrow.

Franziska Facella for FTV Girls

January 21st, 2012

Well, let’s be honest here, it’s not strictly about this hottie Franziska today, I just saw this amazing picture and decided you guys needed to have a look at it, but to go along with that I decided I would bring you a number of the hottest things I’ve been seeing over at FTV Girls this year. There’s a reason that site had 30,000 paying members and the guys who shoot it drive Bugattis and Veyrons, it’s because it’s the best damn site on the web for glamour photography and will have you intrigued for years. Don’t listen to me talk about it though, check out the perfectly round fucking ass on this hottie

Franziska Facella

Isn’t she just absolutely perfect? That’s not even where it stops… they’ve shot hotties such as Bianca Pureheart, Gianna Michaels, Eva Angelina and pretty much any pornstar out in LA you can name over the couple of years. I decided you guys have seen enough stills from this site over the year, so let’s show you some of the video action you’re missing out on now they are High Definition.

Mia Presley FTV Girls
Mia Presley is grinding that fucking dildo into the ground!!!

Alison Angel
a nice animated gif of Alison Angel masturbating against a bed post

FTV Girl public flashing
the amateur models that they get on this site really will do anything for publicity, she’s showing her tits in a damn supermarket! go check this stuff out and let me know in the comments whether you like it or not!