Archive for September, 2006

Milf Lessons: PTA Milf

Tuesday, September 19th, 2006

So we were down south, where the cookie crumbles and where you can collect your Milf Porn Pass, and we saw some 15 on 1 going on right there and then so we pulled over and stopped but it seemed as if the locals weren’t the most friendly people you are ever going to meet and that is why we moved on to one of the local towns to try and find some booty to keep ourselves interested in what was going on. So while we stopped, we went into this meeting at some big college or something and found out that it was actually a PTA (parent teacher association) meeting and there were some fucking hot babes there just waiting for this to go on and we just had to pick some of these bitches up all the way, and that’s what you will see now we have brought you the brand new update that has been captured on film thanks to all of those guys on Milf Lessons

Milf Lessons

So when you are moving, investigating or mischief making you have to sit down thinking about what kind of stuff is going on thanks to all of those gangsters in the hood who just never stop thinking about what is going on, in fact they want to just pump it like Joe Budden did back in the day but why should we care about that, when we have this blonde mature hottie to deal with, we need to get it on as soon as possible and keep this babe up there with the kind of girls that keep you occupied every single day of the week. So now just put it all up on roads and you will soon be seeing us to keep you up, laters.

Liz Vicious: In The Basement

Monday, September 18th, 2006

Yes, you know it is that dirty little gothic slut who is at it once again and you are all going to love this hot stuff for sure. Now don’t think that I haven’t taken any pornographic on girls like taylor rain then this kind of site is for you because you know I am always up in the game trying to keep you guys up with all of the enjoyable stuff in the game that we all know is up. Either way I think this is going to be mesmerising because even though I have brought it to you before, I’ve never done it like this and I am sure that you will enjoy it and you will enjoy it to the fullest possible abilities of what is going on. Either way, now we better start stepping up the game and keep you guys involved with this stuff because if you can’t feel it then step back and realise what is going on with all of the gangsters in the hood, they can’t step up to chicks like the one featured today because she will punk them out and send them back to where they came from, that’s just how hardcore Liz Vicious

Liz Vicious

I can see me and her in the countryside just laying side by side and chilling out, which is exactly the way it should be, because I don’t think you will ever find another gothic chick who is as cute and petite as this one, especially when it comes to whether they will do hardcore or not (an important factor in girls nowdays, because you will always want one that puts out in order to avoid a girl who tries to whip you into being the way that she wants you instead of the way you want her), but that’s enough of my talk and I am now going to leave you guys to peacefully enjoy this hot porn.

Big Mouthfuls: Kylie

Sunday, September 17th, 2006

You know what? I woke up this morning wondering how I had gotten away with not bringing you guys any sperm suckers for such a long time, I am being serious here and saying that one of you should have brought it to my attention that we were all severly lacking in the girls drinking cum stakes. Well not for much long because I am bringing it back like JT is bringing sexy, although I am doing it much better because I haul ass like a mofo when it comes to laying it down like this. Now just sit back and take it on the chin or I will have to roll up on you and tell you about the problems that exist when you aren’t looking for some hardcore pornography but you stumble across some of this huge internets that we live on. Either way, today’s blonde babe goes by the name of Kylie and you are about see her getting blasted with a facefull of sperm thanks to one of those huge dicked studs that hangs out over on the awesome website that is Big Mouthfuls

Big Mouthfuls

Now you want to keep the game up and the way you want to go is definitely this way because you can see some of the most hardcore girls getting slammed just the way that they actually want it, and that is what the previews I have brought for you today. Now I think I will have to head off to some of the amazon jungle or somewhere just as fucking crazy in order to find some of you mofos more of this awesome material, so that’s what it’s all about and I’ll see every single one of you guys back here tommorow to get yourself this stuff.

Mr Camel Toe: Nadia

Saturday, September 16th, 2006

Now I am not going to be bringing you vanilla ass like Ann Angel today and I apologise for that, but I know you are bigger fans of things when I get them going down on a harder level and I thought that would be worthy of what I am going to bring you today, more of the kind of girls who enjoy sucking the big one and Nadia is definitely one of those kind of girls. She hails from florida which means that you know she is already the kind of chick you will see out on the beaches looking for guys to hook up with and take back to her apartment so she can fuck the life out of them until they can’t give her any more pleasure like she wants. That’s why I felt it was my duty as a member of the royal admiral porn department to update you on the update over at Mr Camel Toe

Mr Camel Toe

Now I am alright, but I think this girl’s pussy isn’t gonna be the one that’s OK after the busting it is going to be getting from a huge dick, in fact I think this guy has recently graduated from one of the major universities because he definitely has a PhD, and by that I mean he has a pretty huge dick. Oh yeah I think some of you guys will get where that joke is from but if you don’t then you have to realise what is up with yourselves because evidently you are going to be missing out on some awesome material and that is where it is at. So anyways, I’m now going to quit for the day and leave you all with this high quality video.

Ball Honeys: Monica Breeze

Friday, September 15th, 2006

A black haired beauty is what it is on the call roster for today’s update and it isn’t going to be one of those hotties like Jenny Heart or Anjali Uncovered, this one is instead a multicultural girl who wants to get in there and keep you up with all of the hottest guys that never stop fucking them so damn hard, and you have to respect that for a multitude of different reasons. Primarily because of her being one of the fucking hottest girls on the scene right now and I can tell that every single one of you guys wants a taste of that ass, just like I do and you are about to get your greatest wishes granted by me because I am the king of all that is good. Now if you want so see the full version of this because you are about to haver some amazing previews then just relax because they are coming up ever so soon thanks to the guys over at Ball Honeys

Ball Honeys

Now that you have seen that, I would definitely say that you are probably pretty excited by it and you want to see some more, and quite rightly to be honest because who actually wouldn’t want to , this stuff is majorly hot and you cannot beat it because it could make or break you in ways that you really wouldn’t want to even know about to be honest. Either way, the game is going to come back down someday and I don’t know whether you really want to be there when this happens and that’s what it is all about. So come back tommorow for more and you will be kicking it up and scoring those g’s so just relax.

Brandi Belle: Love Thy Neighbour

Thursday, September 14th, 2006

Now I am going to be bringing you a girl who I swear I have seen before on sites such as jomg but it is probably only because she looks a lot like that hottie Eva Angelina and that can only be a good thing because you know that slut is one of the hottest in the business right now and she is only getting better as time goes by. This girl really is my one and only love in life and I don’t think you can get much more than me, you really will have to lock up your daughters and wives and even your back doors before running for your lives. You may have heard that before somewhere and I think I will leave you stewing on it for a while before coming back to the game and telling you guys just how it is, that’s the way the cookie crumbles and I am more than sure that every single one of you guys can understand that and respect this week’s update that has just been put online over at one of my favourite solo girl sites ever, the cutie that we all know as – Brandi Belle

Brandi Belle

Now ooh-ehh, I am just trying to leave the clubs that I attend with some of the hottest girls you will find in these kind of kind of areas. That’s why I might be known to some as the gigolo who is always pimping the bitches who you wish you were with, but I don’t even care about that and I am just pushing forward in order for you guys to have some of this stuff to enjoy and like. I will return tommorow again and I hope you will all be back here again to love it with me, and until then just kick back and enjoy yourselves with these free samples.

Monsters of Cock: Staci Thorn

Wednesday, September 13th, 2006

You all know how much of a slut Staci Thorn is, and that is why I had the awesome brainwave to bring her to you in this midweek blizzard of pornography. She hangs out with dirty whores like Taylor Rain and Veronica Zemanova when she is not on duty as a dirty little fucktoy for the guys over at the good ship known as bangbros, either way when this girl gets down to it you really will want to be nowhere else because this is just where it’s at and you know I am not lying right now, this girl takes the hardest dicking I have ever seen from a monster dong that goes so deep inside of her she is left quivering and shaking it a mixture of pleasure and fear from having it done again, even though she wants more of it inside her to give those brutal orgasms that this dirty little slut so deserves. It’s today’s update on Monsters of Cock and I just know you guys will love all of it.

Monsters of Cock

Now I have to really be chopping hard in order to bring you guys this material so I hope you are actually caring about it in the green where all of the hoes show as soon as you try to get it on yourself, either way I am just hoping that you can understand the effort I go to in order to deliver this to you guys every single day of the week and that is what the the hood. If you really want your brains blow out then just try to keep the game up and maybe we will honour your request in order for the market to continue the way it is going. I’ll see you guys tommorow with another fresh delivery, until then stay safe.

Tugjobs: Danni

Tuesday, September 12th, 2006

I know you guys are all members of team squirt and you know that when girls are squirting then they are most definitely having some hardcore Real Orgasms and that is the kind of stuff that I have been bringing you every single day of every single year since this site has opened, but today I think we should focus more on guys getting pleasure from these sluts instead of the girls getting lots of pleasure from their big dicks and things like that. Either way, if you can’t feel this heavily then maybe you should be getting up in there and enjoying this material really much. So if you just relax and take it easy then you soon will be able to become a real gangster in the ghetto and that will definitely be following on from the lessons that I have been trying to teach you in the recent years. I am damn sure you will like today’s chick named Danni who enjoys hanging out and giving all of the guys she knows Tugjobs

Tugjobs

If you have problems with issues like this then you better get out of here stat before I drop down on you from a height and I will bring you the best of the very best and that’s what you have to hink about in the ghetto. Either way, we will keep rolling and it will be a complete blizzard of porn for you all to enjoy and look at while you try to keep the game rolling up throughout all of the kind of places you may be enjoying. So tommorow be looking out for some more of this fresh pornography material and just wait for me to show up and bring it to you right here and then.

Ass Parade: Ass of the Sea

Monday, September 11th, 2006

So anyway I thought I would tell you guys a story, one about my heroics in the hood and that should be enough to convince you of how much of a real gangster I am when it comes to real life in the kind of areas I grew up in. I know some Banged Babysitters who rode the SmutBus and I even got my kicks off of those kind of things back in the day, so try and just stop me and then maybe someone else will oh yeah. So if you can’t stop yourself from feeling like me and all of the others who try to keep it in the game then definitely you should really just try to step up to the level that I am on. Ping pong just keeps it in the game like today’s update Ass Parade

Ass Parade

So if you lock up your back door and run for you life, then expect girls like this to come looking for you because they are just too addicted to ever give up on sex and you can’t even blame them for that. If you ever really want to get in there then definitely get up there and try to keep your game rolling so that you can catch up with the kind of stuff that is going down in the next few weeks as I update with a brand new video that has been added each single day to everyone of these sites you see on here. So until tommorow just kick back, relax and unwind into the future.

Ball Honeys: Jammin Jazmine

Sunday, September 10th, 2006

Now you all know that sites like ztod and transsexualz are trying to switch up the game and push bondaries that may make you guys feel uncomfortable, sites like this one are just extreme and they keep it up the normal way which is what you have to think about in the game and that is why it is still so popular after all of the years. The legendary BangBros keep it up in the game that you know of and that is why they are so damn popular when it comes to laying it down throughout the world, no one is getting exploited here and instead they are actually enjoying it and they really want to know what is going on in the game. So if you aren’t already there, then you might want to know what is going on thanks to the update that has been added today on the legendary site Ball Honeys

Ball Honeys

Now you know that the game is going on, you have to go to this website and check out all of the official galleries that I am offering up to you. If you don’t want to see these then you have to just worry about the kind of games that might be going down in these kind of areas, either way just let yourself roll deep throughout the hood and then that will give you the kind of idea to know what is going to happen in the near future, so let the limits be broken and then we will know how it is, so just step back and wait for my new post tommorow.