Archive for April, 2007

Milf Lessons: Birthday Surprise

Tuesday, April 3rd, 2007

It’s Tuesday already, the weeks are flying by and there is no excuse for relaxing for easter when it hasn’t came around yet. A lot of the girls I know have begun chilling out for the holidays and it means they are just getting drunk every single night of the week and not caring who they end up with in the morning, just if they have a hot time the night before and get fucked really hard so that they can barely even walk a few yards the next day. Say even if the easter bunny came and whipped his cock out and started fucking all of the hotties in the club like Samantha Gauge then I would not be surprised because at this time of year everyone is a bit stressed out because summer is too far away to start chilling and thinking of and instead people are just looking to have a good time while not getting too much flak from everyone else from being wild. Anyway today we are getting pretty mature, the clubs will be full of dirty bitches but if you hang out at trendy restuarants and bars then you will have no problems meeting some hot single moms that are looking for a guy to support them as well as the fucking huge tits that they have under those extremely tight tops they have on. It’s all in a day’s work for these lucky guys who get to fuck them while filming it for it all to appear on Milf Lessons

Milf Lessons

There’s no other bitches in the world that do it like these two and there is a reason for that, these hot mothers have had quite literally years of experience in sucking cock and getting fucked and by now they have gotten pretty good at it. So good, in fact, that they have stopped just doing it on lucky guys in private and instead have taken their hot little bodies out to the modelling marketplace and found a few talent agencies that have been interested in signing them up to appear in adult productions across the web and DVD market all the time. I mean there’s no problem with this when most chicks do it, they just have to be wary of launching themselves into the faces of consumers and facing a bit of a backlash because not everyone wants to see the same pornstars everytime they turn on their computer or their DVD player – they want a variety of sluts and these may include asian chicks, black chicks and hell latina girls. That’s why the Bang Bros do things so well, they have set up a rotation area in which they do not have to worry about oversaturating the market with one specific girl and they can instead focus on making each episode the best there is.

Ass Parade: Smokin Hot

Monday, April 2nd, 2007

Back in the game and it is monday already, the week has begun and there is no better reason than that to begin bringing you today’s updates, but before we get into the nitty gritty of it I am thinking that I might tell you a story – one that is completely real and has no made up facts in it so you will definitely enjoy it. It was a cold winter night in around late 2002 and I was looking for a freak for the evening, I mean there was barely any clubs open because of the weather and all the hot girls seemed to be hiding away or something, well I wasn’t just going to sit about and take this lying down, you can’t blame me for wanting to catch a glimpse of some Big Wet Butts that evening. So I went to the local prom, where all the 18 year old chicks were dancing with their boyfriends and trying to be cool and decided that me and my crew were going to roll up on that joint and not let them escape. We all ended up with a few freaks that evening and damn I can tell you they were great at sucking cock and fucking even though they were barely legal, it is something that I have to repeat once more in the future because it definitely was a great experience. I think you guys can really understand the way you feel when a hot girl tries to come on to you and before you know it you have your own Ass Parade assembled

Ass Parade

This is the best perspective for us all to have, because there’s nothing better than seeing girls throwing up signs representing you when you are fucking them hard everytime they turn their backs and let you have a chance at those hot asses that everyone wants to see. I mean you guys can all realise that when you see videos and movies featured maybe somewhere like Alison Angel that it is going to be hot and there is not excuse for her being frigid and not want to get with a real thug who would fuck her right. Anyway the guys at the Bang Bros are kind enough to decide not to lock down the movies that they shoot to only their members area, instead they throw them out to the masses every so often and can you really blame them? they have high quality stuff and it will only ever attract more people to check out what they are making next so there is nothing lost by letting people download full previews and trailers of their work, and this has let me put the mack down on this site frogsporn for the last couple of years while you dudes have been enjoying every minute of it as I update you on the latest goings on in the adult industry.

Tugjobs: Animal Sensations

Sunday, April 1st, 2007

Sexy ladies have to report in to sites like this all the time, not only do they need the paycheck from the dirty lifestyles that the live in which they are out every weekend getting drunk at clubs and stuff and having sex with completely random strangers, but that they also want the fame. They see girls like Ashley Simpson and Paris Hilton showing a bit of flesh in the glossy magazines and think life is as easy as that, and to be honest can you really blame them when you see the success of mega sites featuring girls getting pounded every single way from all the different angles, stuff like Adult Reality Pass could be used as an example. Although what I said yesterday may contradict with this, I actually feel now that there is a certain amount of value in seeing sites that do not go all the way into the hardcore territory and instead stay somewhat out of it focusing on how hot the girl is and what she can do with her body instead of the whole nine yards of getting fucked whether it be in the pussy or the ass, I personally don’t care about that. That’s what the site today is good for, because it is high resolution they can’t hire dirty girls that would look pretty good on normal video because their defects would show up on this one, instead only the highest quality girls make appearances on Tugjobs

Tugjobs

There’s nothing like a handjob and I think I have told you guys that before, I mean it truly is the way I think and when I see girls like this doing their thing on camera I am proud of their work as they look simply perfect doing it. There’s no other way to display the pleasure that the dudes are getting it without detracting attention from the awesome achievements of these dirty sluts that never stop working it as if their lives depended on it – now you thought it was good that I was telling you this to begin with but I believe that you have all been informed that they are shooting this shit in HD – high definition, nowdays and that only increases the power that the videos hold over people once they are downloaded to computers across the globe. With over 100,000 subscribers since they first opened, sites run by the Bang Bros definitely have the financial backing to do whatever they want and it is arguable that no one has ever really done it anything like them, at least not on the same scale. Maybe some of the video companies could give them a run for their money in production count, but in pure quality in this time period they top the pornographic charts that we all enjoy.