I look at a lot of fucking asses in my day job. In fact I pretty much spend all day looking at chicks getting fucked or showing off their pussies, so I know a good body when I see one. I know tomorrow when you guys wake up you will probably sit on a train to work and there will be a fucking beautiful girl on the train with you, probably wearing a pencil skirt or some nice black suit trousers just perfectly fitted to a peachy ass… everyone looks at them, don’t be shy about it, hell that’s the reason those fucking slutty girls dress like that, you should just look at it and enjoy the view, there’s no reason to be afraid. That brings me to today’s moral of the story… if you have a girlfriend, make her do squats… or kegels… or any kind of exercise that tones her ass. You all remember that wii balance board video right? Here is the one graphic of why you should make any girl you are fucking do squats, as regularly as possible.
You see that? I know which one you guys would rather be waking up and getting your hands around. I feel the exact fucking same way, I can’t stand girls with saggy ass cheeks so I had to make that graphic… go and take it to your wives or girlfriends and make them feel bad, you’ll be the good guy in the end because you will have saved them from years of unattractiveness. And that’s the fucking truth because the frogsporn told you so. If you are a girl and reading this and your unsure of what you can do to get your ass in shape, I have a handy animated gif that might show you the way 😉
now that’s a nice way to end an update for today for you guys isn’t it? I’ll see you soon with more hot chicks!